Yuppie Downers

Actually Just Happened

Sun, 06 Nov 2011 15:30:38 -0500

Spilled organic quinoa into a few of the crevices in my ergonomic keyboard.

Unintentional

Sun, 06 Nov 2011 15:29:21 -0500

Danielle: Babe, I just figured out why that ironing board was so expensive.
Zack: Really? Why?
Danielle: Turns out it's biodegradable.

You call this a cranberry juice? What kind of overpriced, Upper...

Mon, 26 Sep 2011 20:37:00 -0400

You call this a cranberry juice? What kind of overpriced, Upper East Side diner IS this?

On Lacking Ambition

Mon, 30 May 2011 09:36:04 -0400

Jamal: I'm sure it's somewhere online and I just haven't found it because I'm lazy.
Danielle: Jamal, I can't believe I'm about to say this, but here goes: just because you haven't looked up a way to make organic, locally-farmed cellulose for homemade electrophoresis gels does NOT mean you are lazy, okay?

On Feeling Out Of Touch

Fri, 20 May 2011 21:16:15 -0400

Zack: What is "Two and a Half Men", anyway? Is it basically "King of the Hill"?
Jon: I don't know, but I think we can safely assume it's from the same part of the brow.

On The Tragedy of Board Games

Sun, 15 May 2011 22:17:59 -0400

Tory: So the plan is we're all going to Harney and Sons to get chai.
Andrew: But what if that bitchy manager is there and she doesn't let us play Dominion!?

On Settling

Sun, 15 May 2011 22:16:07 -0400

Kevin: Ugh, it's grade A.
Nicole: What? As opposed to double A?
Kevin: No. Dan, tell 'em what grade maple syrup we use.
Dan: B.
Nicole: Why B?
Dan: It's used for baking, so it's less sweet and more maple-y.
Kevin: I guess I'll just have to do with this then.

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Thu, 12 May 2011 22:06:33 -0400

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Thu, 12 May 2011 10:39:10 -0400

"Ugh, it’s already 2:30? I have to take this test at 3. Maybe 3:30. I have an acupuncture..."

Wed, 11 May 2011 14:28:28 -0400

“Ugh, it’s already 2:30? I have to take this test at 3. Maybe 3:30. I have an acupuncture appointment at 6.”

- Brieze

"Here’s the salad I got for Brieze. I put lettuce, spinach, bell peppers, carrots, and onions..."

Wed, 11 May 2011 13:38:22 -0400

“Here’s the salad I got for Brieze. I put lettuce, spinach, bell peppers, carrots, and onions in it. Basically, I realized she just didn’t want anything round.”

- Danielle

"I got to yoga, and it was a substitute teacher. Do you know when I started to get nervous? When she..."

Tue, 10 May 2011 00:50:00 -0400

“I got to yoga, and it was a substitute teacher. Do you know when I started to get nervous? When she started playing ‘Heal The World.’”

- Daniela

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Tue, 10 May 2011 00:46:10 -0400